(Source: monobeartheatre)
i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
how to be soft grunge: you must write stupid ass questions on paint swatches using only a leaky ass black sharpie
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
hot things to say during sex:
- Abraham Lincoln
- meme harder
- mitochondria
- let’s watch icarly
- why didn’t you reblog that post I made
- WARMACHINEROX
s(he) believed (was a sk8er boi)
interviewer: what are your talents?
me: i can rap super bass really fast
i triED TO DO A PANORAMA
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
